She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
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is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
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I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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