Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
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started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
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Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I think I just sharted jello shots
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