I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
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i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
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I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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