I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
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Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
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I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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