I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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