Dual....:-)
Betty ford says i'm here all night
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
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