I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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