Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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