Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
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If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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