Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Randomize
