Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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