I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
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no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
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She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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