I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
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My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
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Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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