WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
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she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
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I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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