We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
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ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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