after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
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We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
And then my night got REAL pukey
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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