dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
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Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
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How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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