I'm laying in your front yard are you home
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
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Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
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I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
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