Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
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I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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