she smelled like a LAN party
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
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should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
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I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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