Whod you bang
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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