she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
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