Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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