no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
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Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
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BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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