Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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