She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
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This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
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He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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