Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
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Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
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What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.