bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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