i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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