he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
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I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
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The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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