Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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