glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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