So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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