I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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