We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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