sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
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He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
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He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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