i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
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I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
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I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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