so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
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i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize