I think i peed on brittanys purse
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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