Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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