So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
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You. Win. At. Life.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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