so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
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I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
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I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Dicks are not precious.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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