She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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