There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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