Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
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i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
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she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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