so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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