Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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