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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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