Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
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I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
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I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter