since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
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I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
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Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT