Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
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Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
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This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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