So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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