Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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